we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit
I love this
People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can't even finish the joke because they're laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people.
Does anyone else wish they could be friends with their favorite band member? I don’t mean friends as in you follow each other on social media sites and you let everyone know because you just wanna say you know them, I mean you really just wish you could talk to them and laugh with them and you would keep down about it because you are friends and it’s not about the fame or the fact that they’re attractive as hell, you just genuinely wish you had their company.
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
"he’s a winchester, he’s already cursed"
THEY’RE CURSED ALRIGHT
CURSED WITH RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKS
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
drive thru employees
they are sick of your nonsense
I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
are you kidding me things like are a very welcome relief to an otherwise boring shift of doing repetitive work
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
why does body hair grow back like
do u not understand you’re not wanted
i hate waking up late bc i feel like i wasted part of the day